Bottoms Up! 30% off Shorts, Pants & Skirts

Bottoms Up! Score big and go long (or short!) with 30% off pants, shorts and skirts this week only! Save on great styles from Appaman, Psychobaby Brand and more - stock up for the rest of this summer's adventures! Luckily for all of us, shorts have come a long way from the blousy pantaloons of yesteryear...

However, things stayed weird for a while after knickerbockers went out of vogue... can you believe these Seventies-era inflatable shorts? Marketed as a weight loss aid... they'd also probably also keep you afloat (in case someone couldn't handle looking at your insane outfit, and pushed you into the swimming pool). 

 

We're also pretty intrigued by this knitted pair... guess you'd better watch out if you let any cats sit on your lap while wearing these! Now that we've gone over what not to wear, how about settling for some super comfy cotton shorts or cool personalized pants?

Get your dancin' pants on and bust out your best moves to this (bizarre) fun classic from 1957... Short Shorts by the Royal Teens. The lyrics to this song consist solely of:  "Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts. They're such short shorts. We like short shorts. Who wears short shorts? We wear short shorts!" So put on your short shorts, your long shorts, your swim shorts, your skirt or your pants and shake that Psychobaby booty!
      images via wikimedia.org, plaidstallions.blogspot.com, uberhumor.com