Happy Friday the 13th! While us "adults" are scared to death of horror movies, serial killers, and the IRS... here are 13 things you never thought your kid would absolutely freak out about. We feel a little bad for a few of these babies... but not bad enough not to laugh at their terror!
13. GOING THROUGH TUNNELS.
Imagine a giant you can't see turning off the lights for no apparent reason and then turning them back on, while the trees outside are magically replaced with a dark wall, and you're flying through space like a tiny carseat-bound astronaut. Pretty freaky.12. SHADOWS
What is that flat me-shape following me around? Where'd it come from? WHAT'S HAPPENING?!11. ROLLERCOASTERS
We really have no comment because they're actually insanely scary. Props to the kid in this photo for keeping his eyes open!
10. STUFFED TOYS
Well... plush toys are generally not super scare-inducing, but when they're waddling at you at speeds stuffed animals don't normally travel at... sorta scary.
10. ...FARTS
:D9. MARCHING BANDS
Terror of the tuba, fear of the flute, scared of the snare. Marching bands = nightmares for this kiddo.8. OLD SAINT NICK
Really? This guy works hard to show up at your house with a sack-ton of gifts just for you, and THIS is your reaction?
7. MORE TOYS
When what is normally a fun surprise takes a different turn...6. SPARE CHANGE
We're mostly just annoyed by pennies at this point. This kid is literally scared of change.5. BUNNIES
Again, this rabbit works hard to show up at your house with a basket full of sugar, just for you, and THIS is your reaction? C'mon now!
4. EXTRA FRIENDLY ANIMALS
Back it up, Mr. Ed. Too close for comfort.
3. ...AND THE SOUNDS ANIMALS MAKE
Don't even want to imagine what happens if a duck quacks...2. THINGS INVOLVING FAST FOOD
And she's definitely not freakin' because of the calories or lack of nutritional value...
1. THEMSELVES.
And after all, what's more terrifying than one's own self?Enjoy your Friday the 13th, and if you need a handy-dandy way to stop your P'Baby from being afraid of the dark/monsters (totally legitimate fears), try this awesome DIY recipe for Monster Repellant!
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