Hey, wait! We're serious! Our entire custom shop really is 30% off! We were going to come up with an elaborate trick to play on you, but then we decided that we actually like you a lot, and you deserve a day off. Having a Psychobaby means your life is already full of tricks and surprises. So take it easy, friend, and enjoy 30% off every item in our custom shop!
If there's someone in your life you feel the need to pull a last minute prank on, we're pretty into this idea (this sandwich is totally not what it looks like!):
Happy April Fools! Start shopping now!
