Shop the PB Crew's Top Picks

Nobody knows babies better than the Psychobaby crew! We've seen it all: the obscene, the adorable, the non-sensical, and the fabulous. Even though not all of us are lucky enough to have our own little Psychobabies, we can all appreciate a good one-piece. Click the graphic above to check out our crew's favorite gear.

Hot Fashion for the Cold Winter

Don't worry, we're just as devastated as you and your Psychobaby over this whole "end of Summer" ordeal. It doesn't matter if it comes the same time every year, we still get caught off guard the first time we walk out into a cold and rainy day, feeling like our favorite tee is going to require some company in the form of layers very soon.

Here's the good news: Our quest to make your baby the hippest, coolest kid around is a year long adventure and, even if we're not totally prepared for the weather, we're always ready to make your Psychobaby look good. Check out the video above to see some of our wonderful winter gear like coats from Appaman, hats from Okutani, and sweet new personalizable hoodies from Psychobaby!

More Styles:

Summer No More - Shop Outerwear!

Gone are the days of open fire hydrants, ice cream trucks, and triple digit temperatures. The first freeze of the season is right around the corner and everybody knows the top three ways to stay warm: layers, layers, layers!

Check out our new selection of outerwear including hip puffy coats from Appaman, hats and earmuffs from Okutani, and, as always, some personalized gear exclusively from our Psychobaby Custom Shop. Warm up that mouse finger by clicking the graphic above to get shopping!

Tweet, Tweet... It's One-Piece Wednesday!

In Psychobaby-land, Wednesday means a chance for free goodies. This week we're unleashing one of our wildest tees: Boob Man. Let everyone know what's really on your little guy's mind most of the time with this one-piece.

To win this week's one piece, find us on Twitter (@shop_psychobaby) and retweet our weekly tweet, or just click the birds above and they'll help you out.

Click here to view our official rules and regulations for One Piece Wednesday.

New Psychobaby Styles!

This is it, folks: the cream of Psychobaby's crop. All of our latest and greatest personalized pieces in one place. Warning: these designs may bring your Psychobaby to unprecedented levels of coolness.

20 Years of Nevermind!

For 20 years, Psychobabies everywhere have been waiting for the cover of Nirvana's classic album "Nevermind" to pay off. Well, little ones, the wait is finally over! We're offering one wet and crumpled dollar off of our favorite Nirvana tee from Rowdy Sprout.

This 20-years-in-the-making offer is available online at the Psychobaby store, and if you "Come As You Are" to our storefront in Chicago, just mention this blog post and we can hook one up for your kiddo. Hurry, because this offer is only "In Bloom" for a limited time.

Punk Rock vs Football

Photo courtesy of: Wikipedia and Picturesmedia.blogspot

Is your lil' dude ready for his first mosh pit? Or maybe he has his sights set on throwing his first big touchdown pass. No sweat either way, Psychobaby has got his style covered from head to toe!

Punk Style inspired by Billie Joe Armstrong:

Psychobaby Brand, My Dad's Tattoos are Cooler Tee: $28

Bit'z Kids, Punk Rock Pants, $32

Neon Eaters, Diamond Slip-Ons, $28

Sourpuss Clothing, Studded Belt, $14

Zubels, Punk Rock Monkey, $19 Small or $26 Large

Football Style inspired by Tom Brady:

Psychobaby Brand, Personalized Football Tee, $28

Zubels, Football Rattle, $12

Appaman, Rocky Hat, $26

Appaman, Straight Leg Jean, $61

We Will, We Will, ROCK YOU!

So, your too-cool-for-school-baby has a slick new haircut-- now dress him or her up in a classic band tee! Check Out our Rock n Roll t-shirts with images of your favorite bands like the Rolling Stones, the Ramones, Bob Marley, Johnny Cash, AC/DC, Run-DMC and more!

New Winter Kicks

Cover Those Tootsies in Metallic, Flames and Zebra! Check out Me In Mind's newest collection of stylin' new kicks for fall and winter! Perfect for any occasion from the Ski Lift to the Skate park, these hip new shoes will be the finishing touch to any outfit. 

Beat the Beat Up with today's One-Piece Wednesday giveaway

Beat the beat up in this week's new personalized one-piece for your drum-superstar. This week's one-piece giveaway will have your Psychobaby (hopefully) banging on their belly instead of all the pots and pans within reach. 

To win this week's one piece, find us on Twitter (@shop_psychobaby) and retweet our weekly tweet, or just click the birds above and they'll help you out.

Click here to view our official rules and regulations for One Piece Wednesday.

Walk This Way: Neon Eaters are Here!!

The coolest kicks for the coolest kids! Neon Eaters shoes are little shoes with big attitude, sporting the punkiest patterns like skulls, tattoos and, of course, the classic checkered look that all of the coolest kids are wearing these days. Just click above to see the rest of this rad lineup!

Put a lid on it!

September is almost half over and the cold weather is well on its way. Fear not! We've spent the past two months preparing for this by curating a selection of noggin-warmers for your Psychobaby. Click on the graphic above to peep our sweet collection of knit hats for babies and kids from brands like Appaman, Okutani, Sourpuss and, of course, Psychobaby!

New Baby Gift Sets + This Week's Giveaway

Let Psychobaby make your next baby gift choice even easier with our new baby gift combos!
It's a wild, wild One-Piece Wednesday. This week's one-piece giveaway will have your Psychobaby stomping and roaring around the house slightly more than they usually do. Available in both maroon and pink so that even the sweet little monsters can partake in the destruction.

To win this week's one piece, find us on Twitter (@shop_psychobaby) and retweet our weekly tweet, or just click the birds above and they'll help you out.

Click here to view our official rules and regulations for One Piece Wednesday.

Are You Ready for Some FOOTBALL?!

 

It's that time of year again. Time to fire up the grill, buy a case (a case of apple juice, of course) and plant yourself on the couch every single Sunday until January. If you have a little Superfan in the house then Psychobaby has some great gear for game day! Click the graphic above to check it out.

Our 666th Blog Post Means 20% Off All New Halloween Gear!

 

Halloween is approaching quickly, and we're about to celebrate a frightening landmark... Our 666th post. In honor of this creepy occasion, and to thank our readers for , we're taking the opportunity to unleash some haunting new Halloween products.

From today until Tuesday, September 13 (at 11:00am CST to be exact) you can save 20% on all NEW HALLOWEEN PRODUCTS! If you're coming in to the store, you'll need to print out this blog post. This offer is automatically available to online customers.

This year we've been busy in the lab creating the silliest and spookiest creations that we can to get in the spirit of one of our favorite holidays.

With the Skeleton Hoodie your Psychobaby can have the baddest hoodie around (so bad that it even includes a gold tooth) and it becomes an awesome costume in a pinch.

 

That's right, we've got new zombie gear! If you've got a little monster on your hands, the Zombie In Training Pants One-Piece is perfect. For the the little dudes who get down with trains and brains, we've got the Psychobaby TRAAAAIINS! Toddler Tee.

Thanks for sticking with us through 666 posts!

A Very Undead One-Piece Wednesday

This week's One-Piece Wednesday giveaway is delightfully frightening. Psychobabies and zombies have so much in common: they walk around drooling and moaning, doing anything they can to be fed. This one-piece declares that your baby is really a little monster. It also makes the perfect Halloween gift!

Bonus: Click here to view more similarities between babies and zombies, courtesy of HowToBeADad.com

To win this week's one piece, find us on Twitter (@shop_psychobaby) and retweet our weekly tweet, or just click the birds above and they'll help you out.

Click here to view our official rules and regulations for One Piece Wednesday.

Hiho, Hiho, It's Back To School We Go!

Batik artists use wax and dyes to create an image. Hiho Batik artist Julia Silver Gordon uses wax and dyes to create some of the coolest, craziest handmade kids' clothes around. Hiho Batik chills out in that sweet spot between comfy and funky. Check out their new releases for your Psychobaby.

Psychobaby's Top 10 Things NOT to do with your Child

Let's face it. Our kids can be our best friend (or our worst nightmare) but sometimes we forget that they aren't ready for all the insanity of our daily life. We did some serious research and compiled the most epic list of things you should most definitely not inflict on your kid.

1. Go to the Gym

Going to the gym is part of our weekly routine... (when we can fit it into our busy schedules). One of my biggest pet peeves is those unfortunate few who skip the babysitter and head straight to the gym with Larry Jr. in toe to cry and make a scene while I'm working off that entire cheesecake I ate the night before. Alright Super Dad. We get it. You are 3% body fat and when you aren't searching for your own neck you are dead squatting 300 pounds. No need to rub it in our faces in it that you can do it all with a kid strapped to your chest! Are you trying to score your kid a date? Jeez, man, just buy him a studly t-shirt from Psychobaby.

2. Fix The Ceiling fan

We all want our kids to adopt our profession... But COME ON! If you are Ceiling-Fan-Fixer you should probably wait till your kid can climb a ladder before you send him up to fix his first fan! His tiny little fingers are perfect for weeding loose wires in and out of small places but lets give the kid the benefit of the doubt and go ahead and say not everyone wants to grow up to be Ceiling-Fan-Fixers. Personally I'd be more likely to opt for the safer occupation like Oscillating-Floor-Fan-Fixer....

3. Use Them as Your Designated Driver 

image credited from: thenewsburner.comSome people have kids to save the marriage, some have kids to shut their mother-in-law up, and some very special people have kids so that they have somebody to keep them company while they hit the bottle. Why not take it one step further, Mr. dad of the year? Plop your offspring in the driver's seat when you've had too much. He's too young to go to jail, right? And you need that license to buy more beer. Call a cab next time.









4. Go Longboarding

Summer's here and I know it because there are longboarders everywhere. Weaving in and out of traffic, flying through stop signs, wind blown hair, and those super stylish floral print board shorts. (I NEED SOME OF THOSE!!) As sweet as it may look, it's some serious stuff! So instead of letting your little boy or girl shred along side you through endless amounts of danger, just take the bus.

5. Go to Martial Arts Class


Taking junior to the gym is one thing, but using him as a miniature sparring buddy is just not fair. First of all, your child is very small and fragile and, even if you do happen to win, it doesn't seem like a fair fight. Secondly, look at your belt, dude. It's black. You're supposed to be a full-fledged ninja by now. The fact that somebody was even able to capture a photograph of you in this position means you should be back at the dojo begging Sensei for forgiveness. If you want your little kid to look like he can kick serious butt, check out this Kung-Fu Romper from Okutani.

6. Cat-Sitting


Big cats can run at speeds up to 70 mph. Your baby can't even walk yet. Do we really need to keep going? We do? Okay. They have night vision, sharp claws and they use Earth's gravity to know where they are at all times. You hear that? They have built-in GPS! You don't let your kid play with your phone, don't let them play with oversized felines, either. Seriously, get the kid a meowing stuffed animal from Melissa & Doug.

7. Visit the Tattoo Studio


Yeah, babies have a "unique" and "innocent" perspective on fine art. We get it. What baby doesn't have is the fine motor skills and concentration required to be a tattoo artist. I mean maybe they've got a real future in the field, but at least get the kid an apprenticeship first. And don't go inking your baby up either, there are Psychobaby tattoo gifts for that.

8. Attend Wild Beach Parties

It's summer time and the living's easy, right? Wrong! Your kid is home from school, bugging you about seeing Spy Kids 4D and telling you that's he's bored every 30 seconds. We know what you're thinking: "I'll just bring the kid to the beach. Babes love kids! Great idea, if you want to be the biggest perv at the party AND have intoxicated coeds sneaking booze to your impressionable offspring.

9. Chop Wood


Unless your baby is setting some sort of record - no, forget that, there is NO reason to put an axe in your baby's hand. In fact, don't even put Axe body spray in your baby's hand... unless you want the house to smell like a locker room. But your kid wants to be a fireman? Great, buy him a shirt or some cool toys. But don't put him on wood chopping duty. Please.

10. Bake Cookies


Sure, nursery rhymes may have you jaded about rolling and patting and marking with a B... but baking with your kid isn't as easy as it sounds, just ask those four and twenty blackbirds who got themselves baked into a pie! If your kid is begging for some stove time, just convince them that these are real.

Conclusion: Your kid is safer at home being watched by the dog than it is going out with you... ANYWHERE! Leave your child at home (and at least TRY to find a human sitter)! 

NEW ARRIVALS: Something Everyone Can Look Forward To...

Fall is creeping up quickly and, while it may mean saying goodbye to iced coffee and street festivals, it means saying hello to a boatload of fresh new cool and crazy kids' clothes from our favorite brands like Rowdy Sprout, Appaman and, of course, some Psychobaby brand originals! Take a look at our New Arrivals page for more.