Don't Touch The Bump! & Other Mom Truths

Gifts for mom and moms-to-be don't have to be cute or sweet all the time. Motherhood & pregnancy come with enough challenges as it is, so let those meddling busybodies who want to tell you exactly what to do, what NOT to do, what you're doing wrong to SHHHH with one of these hilarious baby shirts or bibs!

My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Pink

$14.00

My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Baby Shirt Blue

$20.00
Or take it a little old school (shout to our boys Vanilla Ice & M.C. Hammer!) with one of our funny maternity tees. We especially like the straightforwardness of our Can't Touch This tee... because, um, it's just not chill to be groping ANY ladies in the stomach area... EVER!

Ice Ice Baby Maternity Shirt

$28.00

Can't Touch This Maternity Shirt

$28.00

Watermelon Seeds Maternity Shirt

$28.00
View these awesome maternity tees, funny baby shirts and all our cool gifts for mamas and moms-to-be in our Gifts For Mom collection! Plus, haven't you always wondered what really happens when you eat watermelon seeds?

Game Of Thrones Shirts & More!

You Know Nothing Of These Game Of Thrones-Inspired Tees, Jon Snow! Game of Thrones has captured the attention of millions and we are no exception! Our custom shop has been hard and work creating some of the fiercest fashion this side of The Wall. We'll try our best not to pull a George and discontinue them as soon as you fall in love with them...


1. Mother of Dragons Shirt Set  - Show the entire kingdom that you are a powerful Mother of Dragons, with your tiny dragon at your side. We can't claim that you will be able to make them breathe fire on command, but their cries will terrify every living soul within miles.

2. Mother of Dragons Mug  - Perfect for a steaming hot cup of revenge. And if it gets cold, you've got a legion of fire-breathers to help you out with that. Who needs a microwave?

 3. Night Watch One-piece and T-Shirt  - Sorry ladies, I shall take no wife; it doesn't matter how cute I look guarding this wall.

And now that you've got their fandom started at a young age, they will one day experience all that is being a fan of Game of Thrones.  *Cries and throws book* *Cries and throws remote control*

Plus, Click Here to check out our favorite Game Of Thrones Baby Names!

8 Great Mother's Day Gifts for Moms Who ROCK!

Mothers Day is on May 10th this year! We recommend giving your mama a fun day that starts with sleeping in/breakfast in bed, and one of these super cute gifts for mom!

1. Personalized Boppin' 2 the Beatz Mug Mom Pink
2. Personalized Cut A Record Turntable Cutting Board Red
3. Personalized Sweet Child O' Mine Mom Heart Mug 
4. Personalized World's Awesomest Kitchen Towel Fuchsia 
5. MO'Baby For The Love Of Jasper Kitchen Towel 
6. Flawless Tote Bag 
7. Shake It Off Mug  
8. Personalized Tattoo Heart Tote Bag Red 

Because nothing ROCKS more than breakfast in bed/not having to cook.... here's a SUPER quick and SUPER easy little breakfast side that even your littlest P'Babies can help make!

Fruit Wands with Honey Yogurt Dip (courtesy of Sandra Lee)
Ingredients

• 1 cantaloupe, peeled
• 2 cups vanilla yogurt
• 2 tablespoons honey
• 1 (2-pound) container pre-cut mixed fruit cubes (such as pineapple, cantaloupe, melon, watermelon)
• 16 whole strawberries

Directions

1. Cut the cantaloupe in half and remove all seeds from 1/2 with a spoon. Slice a tiny bit off the bottom so it sits flat like a bowl. Place on a plate.
2. Place cantaloupe half with seeds, seed side down on a plate.
3. In a bowl, whisk together yogurt and honey; pour into the cantaloupe bowl for dip.
4. To make wands, slide cubes of fruit onto skewers, leaving 1 inch at both ends of each skewer. Stick 1 end into cantaloupe half, top the skewer with a strawberry.
5. Enjoy!

 Now that you have the perfect gift and yummy breakfast treat for your mama, check out our current favorite Top 10 Moms Who Rock!!! Of course all moms rock, but these ladies do it professionally. 

What are you planning to do with your family for Mother's Day this year?  

50 Shades Of Grey Shirts & Mugs - New & Naughty!

 

50 Shades Of Grey is about to hit theaters after causing ladies everywhere to blush uncontrollably in book form, and we're ready with some brand new funny baby gifts inspired by this naughty tale!

 Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Shirt- $20
Grey Is The New Black Baby Shirt - $20
Laters Baby Shirt - $20 
 
Looking back on events throughout history, we can see a direct correlation between certain holidays and an increased birth rate, baaad weather and an increased birth rate, and there is no doubt in our mind that this month's release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie will be responsible for at least a few more babies being born next winter. Snag one of these cheeky onesies for a newbie who may or may not be the result of this racy read or the big screen adaptation, or grab this funny mug for your friend!

Laters Baby Mug - $12

Sooo... we'll see you at the theater? Till then, check out these and all our other funny baby gifts here. Laters, baby!

The Coolest Mother's Day Gift Guide

Mother's Day gifts for your cool mom are easy to find at our Custom Shop! Grab one of these awesome personalized gifts, and don't forget to take her to brunch or make her breakfast in bed!

via hallmark.com

Personalized cutting boards make great Mother's Day gifts, whether you have a mom who loves trying out new recipes, or a mom who loves GrubHub. Personalize one of our cool cutting boards with her kiddo's names for a super thoughtful and ultra cute Mother's Day gift!

We are really feeling our Cook! Cutting Board for Spring. With a cutting board as fun as this, who knows, Mom might get inspired... and you might end up feasting on something awesome soon! Check out our Family Friendly Recipes Pinterest board for some tasty ideas!

How about a personalized cell phone case for your mama - all moms deserve a cute (and strong) phone case, we all know how toddlers love to toss iPhones like they're wiffle balls...
A few smart phone apps we think Moms oughta download:

• Instagram - duh. Use this to share cool kiddo pics (and enter our monthly photo contest!)
• Mommy Nearest - they recently launched in Chicago, so all Windy City (or NYC) moms should check it out!
• CoolMomTech is a great resource for cell phone tips, and they have an awesome list of mom apps to look into!

Check out our new cool personalized mugs for both chill mamas and caffeinated mamas alike. Maybe your mom is one of those ladies who can slowly sip a cup of green tea in the morning while thinking positive thoughts for the day. If so, we respect and envy her. Maybe she's like us, and has to chug 3 cups of black coffee before she can even find her other shoe in the morning. If so, she's in good company! Whatever kind of mother she is, we're pretty sure she'll dig on one of our brand new personalized mom mugs!

And how about a personalized one-piece or personalized bib with a cool new mom in mind - like our My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice One-Piece! It's true, right? Why not let your little one do the talking for you? If this is her first Mother's Day, we also have a ton of baby swag with "I Heart Mom" type of sentiments.

Check out all our cool Mother's Day gifts here, and do it now, there's only 2 weeks left till the big day!

Less Whine, More Wine!

 Our Mother's Day Gifts are great for Mamas who Rock! Whether your mom is totally inked or pretty in pink (or both!), we have something that'll float her boat.We're digging these new diaper bags from Sourpuss - they'd be stylish enough to use even if you were baby-less!

Let your mother know she's loved with one of our cute "I Heart Mom" tees - or if you're the Mama, go ahead and pick out something fun for yourself. YOU DESERVE IT! May we suggest our brand new (and very hopeful) Happy Hour Water Bottle?

 

Hey, it's always 5 o'clock somewhere! Once you've found something tasty to sip, check out our photo collection of Rockin' Moms and Dads. We also threw together a little Rockin' Moms playlist for you.... listen to it while you're cooking your special lady a tasty breakfast in bed! Happy Mother's Day!
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