See You Next Tuesday!

Don't let Grandma catch ya wearing this - then again, maybe she won't get it. Be the bad girl you secretly are with our newest and naughtiest tanks, totes, mugs & more!

  

      

And for the little people who are just, like, you know, SOOOO cute, we offer up our  Sofa King Cute Baby Shirt. 

   

Not everyone's on board the Ke$ha train, but how could we leave you without reminding you of this little musical... gem. ENJOY, and we'll see you next... week? 

11 Inappropriate (But AWESOME) Baby Gifts

These hilariously inappropriate and 100% awesome baby gifts will have you laughing even at 4 am when Old (New) Yeller is up and screaming... again... for no reason whatsoever. Let's be honest, parenthood is messy.  And stressful. And turns sane men and women into sleep-deprived zombies; walking among the living....surviving on a combination of caffeine and sheer will power.  So, we think you deserve a laugh. Take a second to giggle, especially when your tiny little angel has peed its way through its THIRD outfit today, and you just ran out of backups.

1. Boob Man Baby Shirt | $20.00 - It's funny cause it's true.

2. I Only Cry When Republicans Hold Me Baby Set | $18.00
    I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me Baby Set | $18.00
Either way - this awesome bib and burp cloth set is sure to make some of your family members mad. 

3. We Drink Until We Pass Out Shirt Set | $32.00

     I Drink Until I Pass Out Baby Shirt | $20.00
Snag this one-piece for your milk drunk babe, or get the daddy-baby set. Cause, come on, we're all friends here... it's true for both of them, isn't it?

4. Personalized Mommy + Daddy + Drinks = Me Baby Shirt | $23.00 - Again, there's often a grain of truth in this one. We don't judge. Bottoms up!

5. Oh Spit Baby Shirt Red | $20.00 - Oh SPIT, not again!

6. Stage 5 Clinger Baby Shirt | $20.00 - This is literally the only time in life that being a Stage 5 Clinger is not only acceptable, it's pretty adorable.

7. Party Animal Gift Set | $40.00 - The best of the best for a future frat bro!

8. I Only Cry... Baby Shirt | $20.00 - Again, sure to offend at least one or two (or ten) of your closest friends and family. Let's just call this Baby's First dis.

9. My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Blue | $14.00

  My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Pink | $14.00
Let your little one throw some shade on those nosy know-it-alls that try to tell you exactly how to raise your Psychobaby. Uhh, no thanks... all you Psychoparents are doing a pretty good job without that unwanted advice!

10. Party Pooper Infant Hat | $14.00 - Poop is always funny.

11. Walking Dad Zombie Shirt Set | $32.00 - Another amazing dad-baby set... for those times when you just wanna eat your kiddo right up! (Because they're SOOO cute, obviously. Or maybe you really *are* just that sleep deprived...)

Find the perfect thing to both delight and irritate by checking out all our funny baby gifts!

Pour Some Sugar On Me!

Introducing our sweetest collection yet! If you're anything like us, you're a closeted sugar addict. Well, we're actually pretty open about our ability to make an entire box of Swedish Fish disappear in  mere seconds. If you love sugar as much as we do, go ahead and show your sweet side with a top from our new Sugar collection:
Sugar T-Shirt ($20)  | Sugar Baby Shirt ($20)   | Sugar Women's Racerback Tank Top ($21)

Can't get enough of that sweet stuff? How about snagging one of these for yourself/your kitchen?
Sugar Tote Bag ($14)  | Sugar Tea Towel ($10) | Sugar Coffee Mug ($14)

Plus, we baked you the perfect playlist - all sugar, all the time!
   

And because we literally can't get enough of the sweet stuff - here are some of our fave celebs embracing their own love of any and all things SUGAR!



The incomparable Liz Lemon


Katy Perry

Fergalicious!
Good old Michelle Tanner.    Will Ferrell & his candy spaghetti


'Yonce & a whole lotta donuts.
 Pharrell showing some Fruit Loops who's boss.
  And the most hardcore sugar fiend in cinema, Little Chrissy from a 1998 film by John Waters.
What's your favorite way to get all sugared up? Let us know, it makes us feel better to know we aren't alone in our addiction love of SUGAR!

50 Shades Of Grey Shirts & Mugs - New & Naughty!

 

50 Shades Of Grey is about to hit theaters after causing ladies everywhere to blush uncontrollably in book form, and we're ready with some brand new funny baby gifts inspired by this naughty tale!

 Fifty Shades of Grey Baby Shirt- $20
Grey Is The New Black Baby Shirt - $20
Laters Baby Shirt - $20 
 
Looking back on events throughout history, we can see a direct correlation between certain holidays and an increased birth rate, baaad weather and an increased birth rate, and there is no doubt in our mind that this month's release of the Fifty Shades of Grey movie will be responsible for at least a few more babies being born next winter. Snag one of these cheeky onesies for a newbie who may or may not be the result of this racy read or the big screen adaptation, or grab this funny mug for your friend!

Laters Baby Mug - $12

Sooo... we'll see you at the theater? Till then, check out these and all our other funny baby gifts here. Laters, baby!

Meet The Bachelor Of Your Dreams....

Most Eligible Bachelor One-Piece 

Most Eligible Bachelor Tee 

Most Eligible Bachelor Bib 

Introducing your new bachelor! Grab this tee for the most handsome little guy in your life... we know he doesn't need any help in the chick department, but it never hurts to announce you're single and ready to mingle! Speaking of unattached, single ladies (and dudes) can always use a good wingman... why not put your little lady-killer nephew to work with one of our funny personalized aunt (or uncle!) shirts?

Now get ready for a serious dose of adorable: check out Jimmy Kimmel's version... The BABY Bachelor! These kids are too flipping cute!