Showing posts with label inappropriate gifts. Show all posts
Showing posts with label inappropriate gifts. Show all posts

Wednesday, January 20, 2016

See You Next Tuesday!

Don't let Grandma catch ya wearing this - then again, maybe she won't get it. Be the bad girl you secretly are with our newest and naughtiest tanks, totes, mugs & more!


See You Next Tuesday Tote Bag New  See You Next Tuesday Mug New

      


And for the little people who are just, like, you know, SOOOO cute, we offer up our  Sofa King Cute Baby Shirt. 

Not everyone's on board the Ke$ha train, but how could we leave you without reminding you of this little musical... gem. ENJOY, and we'll see you next... week? 

Friday, July 24, 2015

11 Inappropriate (But AWESOME) Baby Gifts

These hilariously inappropriate and 100% awesome baby gifts will have you laughing even at 4 am when Old (New) Yeller is up and screaming... again... for no reason whatsoever. Let's be honest, parenthood is messy.  And stressful. And turns sane men and women into sleep-deprived zombies; walking among the living....surviving on a combination of caffeine and sheer will power.  So, we think you deserve a laugh. Take a second to giggle, especially when your tiny little angel has peed its way through its THIRD outfit today, and you just ran out of backups.

1. Boob Man Baby Shirt | $20.00 - It's funny cause it's true.

2. I Only Cry When Republicans Hold Me Baby Set | 
$18.00

    I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me Baby Set | $18.00
Either way - this awesome bib and burp cloth set is sure to make some of your family members mad. 

I Only Cry When Republicans Hold Me Baby Set NewI Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me Baby Set New

3. We Drink Until We Pass Out Shirt Set | $32.00
     I Drink Until I Pass Out Baby Shirt | $20.00
Snag this one-piece for your milk drunk babe, or get the daddy-baby set. Cause, come on, we're all friends here... it's true for both of them, isn't it?
We Drink Until We Pass Out Shirt Set

4. Personalized Mommy + Daddy + Drinks = Me Baby Shirt | $23.00 - Again, there's often a grain of truth in this one. We don't judge. Bottoms up!
Martinis


5. Oh Spit Baby Shirt Red | $20.00 - Oh SPIT, not again!



6. Stage 5 Clinger Baby Shirt | $20.00 - This is literally the only time in life that being a Stage 5 Clinger is not only acceptable, it's pretty adorable.
Stage 5 Clinger Baby Shirt New

7. Party Animal Gift Set | $40.00 - The best of the best for a future frat bro!


8. I Only Cry... Baby Shirt | $20.00 - Again, sure to offend at least one or two (or ten) of your closest friends and family. Let's just call this Baby's First dis.
  My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Pink | $14.00
Let your little one throw some shade on those nosy know-it-alls that try to tell you exactly how to raise your Psychobaby. Uhh, no thanks... all you Psychoparents are doing a pretty good job without that unwanted advice!


My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib PinkMy Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Blue
10. Party Pooper Infant Hat | $14.00 - Poop is always funny.
Party Pooper Infant Hat
11. Walking Dad Zombie Shirt Set | $32.00 - Another amazing dad-baby set... for those times when you just wanna eat your kiddo right up! (Because they're SOOO cute, obviously. Or maybe you really *are* just that sleep deprived...)

Walking Dad Zombie Shirt Set
Find the perfect thing to both delight and irritate by checking out all our funny baby gifts!

Sunday, June 8, 2014

Parental Advisory: Immature Content

Funny Gifts for Baby and Kids 
Funny gifts for babies and kids will win the baby shower every time - check out a few of our #1 combos and you'll be the star of the party! Can't promise that Grandma won't be giving you a funny look, but it'll be worth the happiness you're bringing to the new parents when their Psychobaby wakes them up at 4 am for the 6th straight night. We promise.

 Don't know what gender the baby is, but are going to the shower? Let us suggest either the I Drink Until I Pass Out Hat and I Only Cry... One-Piece, or Milk Naps & Rock & Roll One-Piece,  they're hilarious for little ladies or gents, and (kind of) true!
Psychobaby I Only Cry... One-Piece Redhttp://www.psychobabyonline.com/funny-gifts/Psychobaby Milk Naps & Rock & Roll One-Piece Gray


 If your friend has a new baby girl on the way, we like the My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib with this Cute As Hell one-piece by Pop Kids.
My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice BibPluto Cute As Hell Pink One-Piece

And if your buddy has a little bro on his hands... hands down, this is our favorite gift!!!
 Psychobaby Boob Man One-PiecePsychobaby Ladies Man Infant HatDude In Training Bib Trio


See all our somewhat inappropriate, always appreciated funny gifts for babies and kids here!