11 Inappropriate (But AWESOME) Baby Gifts

These hilariously inappropriate and 100% awesome baby gifts will have you laughing even at 4 am when Old (New) Yeller is up and screaming... again... for no reason whatsoever. Let's be honest, parenthood is messy.  And stressful. And turns sane men and women into sleep-deprived zombies; walking among the living....surviving on a combination of caffeine and sheer will power.  So, we think you deserve a laugh. Take a second to giggle, especially when your tiny little angel has peed its way through its THIRD outfit today, and you just ran out of backups.

1. Boob Man Baby Shirt | $20.00 - It's funny cause it's true.

2. I Only Cry When Republicans Hold Me Baby Set | $18.00
    I Only Cry When Democrats Hold Me Baby Set | $18.00
Either way - this awesome bib and burp cloth set is sure to make some of your family members mad. 

3. We Drink Until We Pass Out Shirt Set | $32.00

     I Drink Until I Pass Out Baby Shirt | $20.00
Snag this one-piece for your milk drunk babe, or get the daddy-baby set. Cause, come on, we're all friends here... it's true for both of them, isn't it?

4. Personalized Mommy + Daddy + Drinks = Me Baby Shirt | $23.00 - Again, there's often a grain of truth in this one. We don't judge. Bottoms up!

5. Oh Spit Baby Shirt Red | $20.00 - Oh SPIT, not again!

6. Stage 5 Clinger Baby Shirt | $20.00 - This is literally the only time in life that being a Stage 5 Clinger is not only acceptable, it's pretty adorable.

7. Party Animal Gift Set | $40.00 - The best of the best for a future frat bro!

8. I Only Cry... Baby Shirt | $20.00 - Again, sure to offend at least one or two (or ten) of your closest friends and family. Let's just call this Baby's First dis.

9. My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Blue | $14.00

  My Mom Does Not Want Your Advice Bib Pink | $14.00
Let your little one throw some shade on those nosy know-it-alls that try to tell you exactly how to raise your Psychobaby. Uhh, no thanks... all you Psychoparents are doing a pretty good job without that unwanted advice!

10. Party Pooper Infant Hat | $14.00 - Poop is always funny.

11. Walking Dad Zombie Shirt Set | $32.00 - Another amazing dad-baby set... for those times when you just wanna eat your kiddo right up! (Because they're SOOO cute, obviously. Or maybe you really *are* just that sleep deprived...)

Find the perfect thing to both delight and irritate by checking out all our funny baby gifts!

Music Festival Fashion Must-Haves

 

1.  Personalized Sorry Boys I Only Date Rockstars T-Shirt - $20.00
2. Personalized Boppin' 2 the Beatz Flip Flops Pink - $14.00
3. Personalized Boppin' 2 the Beatz Water Bottle Pink - $18.00
4.  Personalized I Am A Rockstar Coin Purse Pink - $6.00
5. Personalized I Am A Rockstar Backpack Pink  - $32.00

Hey ladies! Whether you're headed to a big festival like Lollapalooza or Riot Fest, or just enjoying some outdoor jams in the park - these perfectly pink rock & roll summer must-haves will keep you cute and cool during a long day in the sun.

1. All About That Bass T-Shirt Blue - $20.00
2. Personalized Boppin' 2 the Beatz Flip Flops Blue - $14.00
3. Personalized Boppin' 2 the Beatz Water Bottle Blue - $18.00
4. Personalized Hello My Name is Coin Purse - $6.00
5. Personalized Hello My Name Is Backpack Blue - $32.00

For all the young dudes, get ready to get the blues! These retro designs & our hip hop headphone patterns are the perfect way to show up in style. Bring along this cool backpack to stash your stuff in... and don't forget sunscreen! 

Check out this mama's blog on her experience getting through an awesome night with her newbie!

via sophieslim.co.nz

Are you guys going to any awesome summer shows? Do you bring your little ones to concerts? Share your fave festival story in the comments!

Win A Dad & Baby Matching Shirt Set!

Father's Day is just around the corner and to celebrate we are giving away one of our BRAND NEW matching Dad & Baby Shirt Sets!  

1. Coach Dad Shirt Set: Football | 2. Coach Dad Shirt Set: Soccer | 3. Coach Dad Shirt Set: Baseball  | 4. Beer, Naps & Rock & Roll Shirt Set | 5. Whiskey, Naps & Rock & Roll Shirt Set | 6. Vodka, Naps & Rock & Roll Shirt Set | 7. Boob Man Shirt Set | 8. Big Guy/Lil Gal Shirt Set | 9. Big Guy/Lil Guy Shirt Set | 10. We Drink Until We Pass Out Shirt Set | 11. Walking Dad Zombie Shirt Set | 12. Jedi Dad Shirt Set | 13. Jurassic BFF Dad Shirt Set | 14. Milk & Cookie BFF Dad Shirt Set  | 15. Burger & Fries BFF Dad Shirt Set 

Ahhh, Fatherhood. There is nothing quite like having a mini-me who absorbs your every swearword, bad habit and (hopefully) nap tendencies. That's why we put together some  t-shirt sets that will hide and/or flaunt your Dad Bod, show your love for your kiddo, and share your sense of humor with the world! Because we love you dads so much, we're giving away a set to one lucky fan! 

How to enter: 
Leave a comment below with your favorite t-shirt set from the picture above and why it would be perfect for the Dad Bod and Baby Bod in your life! 

For Up to 3 Extra Entries *after you comment on this post*

1. Follow us on Instagram and share a photo of your favorite Dad T-Shirt Set from this post. (See all shirts at: http://www.psychobabyonline.com/gifts-for-dads/)
 Make sure to tag us - @psychobabyonline - so we can find it!
2. Like us on Facebook and share this post on your wall (leave a comment here on this post with the link to your status update so we can verify it.)
3. Follow us on Twitter and tweet a link to this post. Don't forget to @shop_psychobaby so we can find it.

Disclaimer: Any Dad with a bod is considered a "Dad Bod". 

U.S. residents only, please.One entry per person; with up to 3 extra entries per Facebook, Twitter, and Instagram handle per post. Giveaway ends June 14th 11:59pm CST. One winner will be drawn at random from all entries on our around June 15. Void where prohibited by law. 

Be sure to check back - Winner announced on June 15th! 

And if you're looking for a little something more for the Rad Dad in your life, check out our Father's Day Gift Guide!  We've compiled a bunch of sweet gifts that dad will love, so you wouldn't have to. Also, they'll go awesome with that macaroni frame. (Why mess with a classic?)  

Personalized Valentines Day Gifts, $6 and Up!

 Here are our top picks for personalized Valentines Day Gifts for each and every one of your sweethearts! (Only thing we're missing right now are gifts for your fur babies, but believe us, we're workin' on it!)

FOR BABIES
25 Cent Kisses T-Shirt
Personalized Name Game Bib: Hearts
 Personalized Single Aunt or Uncle Baby Shirt Red Heart

 
FOR KIDDOS
Personalized True Love Coin Purse Red
Personalized Straight & True Arrow Pillowcase Red 
Personalized Straight & True Arrow Shirt Blue

FOR HER:
Personalized Straight & True Arrow Mug Pink
Personalized Flying Sparrow Tattoo Heart Cutting Board 
Personalized Flying Sparrow Tattoo Heart Mug Pink
 
FOR HIM
Personalized Flying Sparrow Tattoo Heart Mug Red
Established Mug: Dad
MO'Baby Tattoo Pop Heart Kitchen Towel

 Shop our entire collection of super cute personalized Valentines Day gifts here!

New Personalized Heart & Arrow Gifts

Brand new adorable personalized Valentines gifts are here, just in time to gift your sweetie, whether its for your P'Baby, your sister, or your DH!

Our super cute Straight and True Arrow design shines on our new pink and blue baby and kids shirts and these heart-a-riffic coffee mugs! Plus, we have new sizing - our baby shirts are now available as one-piece bodysuits in 6 Months and 12 Months, and as t-shirts in 18 Months and 24 Months.

Nothin' says love like bringing your SO a hot cup of java in the morning, so why not gift him or her with a cool personalized coffee mug? Our V-Day faves are:

Check out our newest arrivals and all of our personalized Valentines Day gifts! 

Personalized Chevron Gifts - New Colors!

Chevron gifts just got cooler with the introduction of our brand new Wild Chevron collection! This new chevron print collection has all the same appeal of a classic chevron pattern, with the added twist of a bold color combo. This timeless design is spiced up with this new color pallate of cool blues, warm oranges, cheery greens and chocolate brown - perfect for gifting to new baby boys, classic kiddos, or anyone who appreciates cool colors and good design!

How cute would a matching pair of blankets be for new boy/girl twins? Love it! Cute, colorful, cozy and chevron!

Click here to shop our entire Chevron Collection, including our three classic colorways (blue, yellow and pink) and our Electric Chevron pattern!